April 2011
55 posts
Uhhh bitch you're only 13 and wtf?
bardpuncherpro:
themau5trap:
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lauren-you-gleeky-muggle:
imabearokay:
g00npr1nc3ss:
: FUCK YOU’RE LIFE.
FUCK SHE IS LIFE?
Gays or Bisexuals aren’t real? We aren’t motherfucking unicorns.
Im not real? Woah, mindfuck.
Classy.
It’s like she tried as hard as she could to be offensive to absolutely everyone…
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My band teacher
Is possibly the most awesome guy on the face of this planet. So generally on Fridays it’s our designated prank day, a sax pulled a “Word of the Day” (PeeWee Herman style) on our band teacher while he was in the midst of chewing someone out. He got sent to the office and when he got there there was detention slip waiting for him. Except it said: “You’ve been had. Now...
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Dear internet woman...
admitting that you smoke weed all the time does not give me confidence in your ability to roleplay…or your judgement skills. Please excuse me while I run the other way just as fast as I can.
This has to be the most selfish, male-dependent, uncaring, manipulative,...
– the nostalgia critic on bella swan. truer words have never been spoken. (via dickbuttthethird)
FUCK. YES.
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fuckyouprom
Bitchy Totes feels Bitchy.
I would rather not touch this decorating with a ten foot pole. But apparently I am on the decorating committee that I did not sign up for therefore I HAVE to help decorate. Fuck that, I’m not going, and you can all kiss my German ass.
Remind me. When does Prom get fun?
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Guess What I'm doing?
STILL NOT MY PROJECT.
BUT I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT FACE THE STRANGE.
FOUND IT AGAIN.
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whatever
I have no focus today and this project is due tomorrow. But what does Toten do? HOP ON TUMBLR. Jesus christ, I need to do something productive
Goddamnit I should never be a Hollywood casting director. Why they hell did they give us this damn assignment anyway? I DON’T FUCKING WANT TO CAST A BOOK OKAY? I’M FINE WITH GIVING YOU A BOOK REPORT
What is your Royal Wedding guest name? Start with...
backdropsilhouette:
Lady Mary-Lou Esmerelda-Stradford
o.O
Lady Arla Mae Maddison-Chesnut
shalebridge asked: SVEN? I mean, I dunno if you're a Sven fan or anything so this is just a long shot buuuuut...
because your wish is my command
HITLERCHAN IS KAWAII DESU NO?
Name a character from one of my fandoms, and I...
liete:
* How I FEEEEEL about this character * All the people I ship romantically with this character * My non-romantic OTP for this character * My unpopular opinion about this character * One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
B. B. B. DO SVEN.
XD
Dropping your phone.
The first time:
The next few times:
After a million times:
After a billion times:
The number of how old you are in your folder is...
bardpuncherpro:
themau5trap:
le-mechant-loup:
-jones:
yoyoyosuke:
strangel:
sweetestporcelain:
accio-pigfarts:
hyperactiverobot:
whocaresdarrenchris:
obiwanblainobi:
lifeisnotalovestory:
thegifinyourfolder:
Accurate.
i wont be able to headbang. :’(
accurate
haha
Yep
A-yup.
Delusional even to the end
Rebecca Black
Totes’s reaction to the song: “Daaaaamn this bitch knows her days of the week!”
Time to switch things around. IF YOU SUPPORT THE...
mybeautifulrevenge:
lovegagamusiclive:
freeinsight:
I’M MAKING A LIST OF WHOEVER REBLOGS THIS AND THAT WILL GIVE US A GENERAL PICTURE.
PUT YOUR ITUNES ON SHUFFLE AND MAKE A LIST OF THE...
Lady Gaga
Gakupo Kamui
New Boyz
Nightwish
Katy Perry
Three Days Grace
Disturbed
Blondie
Adam Ant
Alien Ant Farm
Bo Burnham
Rhianna
Xandra
Megurine Luka
Tata Young
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Unsun
Seether
Rasmus
Greenday
Heaven Below
Alice Cooper
Tarja Turonen
Emilie Autumn
Nox Arcana