April 2011
55 posts
Apr 30th
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Listensongsyouusedtolove: Day 048.  DON’T STOP...
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Listensongsyouusedtolove: Day 139.  For nostalgia...
Apr 29th
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Uhhh bitch you're only 13 and wtf?
bardpuncherpro: themau5trap: insertspnrelatedquotehere: lauren-you-gleeky-muggle: imabearokay: g00npr1nc3ss: : FUCK YOU’RE LIFE.  FUCK SHE IS LIFE?  Gays or Bisexuals aren’t real? We aren’t motherfucking unicorns.   Im not real? Woah, mindfuck. Classy.  It’s like she tried as hard as she could to be offensive to absolutely everyone…
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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My band teacher
Is possibly the most awesome guy on the face of this planet. So generally on Fridays it’s our designated prank day, a sax pulled a “Word of the Day” (PeeWee Herman style) on our band teacher while he was in the midst of chewing someone out. He got sent to the office and when he got there there was detention slip waiting for him. Except it said: “You’ve been had. Now...
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Dear internet woman...
admitting that you smoke weed all the time does not give me confidence in your ability to roleplay…or your judgement skills. Please excuse me while I run the other way just as fast as I can.
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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“This has to be the most selfish, male-dependent, uncaring, manipulative,...”
– the nostalgia critic on bella swan. truer words have never been spoken. (via dickbuttthethird) FUCK. YES.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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fuckyouprom
Bitchy Totes feels Bitchy. I would rather not touch this decorating with a ten foot pole. But apparently I am on the decorating committee that I did not sign up for therefore I HAVE to help decorate. Fuck that, I’m not going, and you can all kiss my German ass. Remind me. When does Prom get fun?
Apr 28th
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Guess What I'm doing?
STILL NOT MY PROJECT. BUT I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT FACE THE STRANGE. FOUND IT AGAIN.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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whatever
I have no focus today and this project is due tomorrow. But what does Toten do? HOP ON TUMBLR. Jesus christ, I need to do something productive
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Goddamnit I should never be a Hollywood casting director. Why they hell did they give us this damn assignment anyway? I DON’T FUCKING WANT TO CAST A BOOK OKAY? I’M FINE WITH GIVING YOU A BOOK REPORT
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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What is your Royal Wedding guest name? Start with...
backdropsilhouette: Lady Mary-Lou Esmerelda-Stradford  o.O  Lady Arla Mae Maddison-Chesnut
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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shalebridge asked: SVEN? I mean, I dunno if you're a Sven fan or anything so this is just a long shot buuuuut...
Apr 24th
because your wish is my command HITLERCHAN IS KAWAII DESU NO?
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 21st
Name a character from one of my fandoms, and I...
liete: * How I FEEEEEL about this character * All the people I ship romantically with this character * My non-romantic OTP for this character * My unpopular opinion about this character * One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon. B. B. B. DO SVEN. XD
Apr 20th
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Listenhanatamofo: alpacasovereign: i started...
Apr 20th
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Dropping your phone.
The first time: The next few times: After a million times: After a billion times:
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
The number of how old you are in your folder is...
bardpuncherpro: themau5trap: le-mechant-loup: -jones: yoyoyosuke: strangel: sweetestporcelain: accio-pigfarts: hyperactiverobot: whocaresdarrenchris: obiwanblainobi: lifeisnotalovestory: thegifinyourfolder: Accurate. i wont be able to headbang. :’( accurate haha Yep A-yup.   Delusional even to the end
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Rebecca Black
Totes’s reaction to the song: “Daaaaamn this bitch knows her days of the week!”
Apr 15th
Time to switch things around. IF YOU SUPPORT THE...
mybeautifulrevenge: lovegagamusiclive: freeinsight: I’M MAKING A LIST OF WHOEVER REBLOGS THIS AND THAT WILL GIVE US A GENERAL PICTURE.
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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PUT YOUR ITUNES ON SHUFFLE AND MAKE A LIST OF THE...
Lady Gaga Gakupo Kamui New Boyz Nightwish Katy Perry Three Days Grace Disturbed Blondie Adam Ant Alien Ant Farm Bo Burnham Rhianna Xandra Megurine Luka Tata Young Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin Unsun Seether Rasmus Greenday Heaven Below Alice Cooper Tarja Turonen Emilie Autumn Nox Arcana
Apr 13th
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